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एक वीशेष सूचना ..........

अगर आप बस, रेल या कही से भी आ जा रहे
हो और कीसी लडकी के हाथ मे फूल,
धागा, चैन या ऐसी ही कोई
चमकती वस्तू नज़र आये तो आप्
तुरन्त वहा से दूर हो जाये। ये
चमकती वस्तु ऱाखी भी हो सक्ती है.
आपकी थोडी सी लापरवाही आपको
भाई बना सक्ती है।

पुरुष हित् मे जारी.. 
Rakhi SMS Greetings For Brother
My Dear Brother is one of the most precious gift sent by God. Happy Raksha Bandhan to you. 

Sky is blue, feel this hue, my love is for you Bhaiya...always true. Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan

You know that you are the most precious stone in the collection of my secret treasure.. Wishing you very Happy Rakhi and best of luck for every thing.

Phoolon ka taron ka sabka kehna hai, ek hazaron me mere Bhaiya hai...luv u always. Happy Rakhi.. 

May this auspicious occasion bring you all the prosperity and good luck in your way of life . Happy Rakshabandhan to you...

We gain and lose things everyday. But trust me on onething. You'll never lose me. I will always be here. 
Happy Raksha Bandhan

If I can choose my brother in next life, it'll b u (if u gift me a Mercedes Benz 2morrow). :) Love you always. Happy Raksha Bandhan.

Rakhi SMS Greetings For Sisters
Your love makes me feel proud. And on this day I want to shout it out loud. Happy Raksha Bandhan my sister.

It leaves a smile on my face when I think of those trifling fights we had and suddenly used to make up. The memories may fade away with passing time but the love we share will only grow. Happy Raksha Bandhan, Dear Sister. 
Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship.
I want 2 tell u, during the times when we fought, my love was in a different mood. Happy Raksha Bandhan sweety! 

The warmth of Ur love is all I need during cold times. Happy Raksha Bandhan Didi. 

Rakhi is just an excuse for me to express myself: You mean the world to me. Happy Raksha Bandhan to my sweet sister.

Cute and Humorous Rakhi SMS
Rasmalaai? 
Nope! 
Gulab jaman? 
Nah! 
Let me c..
How bout jalebi? 
Hmm... 
Nope! 
Damn! 
Still cant find 
anything as sweet 
as U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan


Scroll dwn 
if u Hate me
i don't beliv 
u're scrollin
I Hate u 2
Hate u
hate u
STILL
SCROLLING? 

But after
our fights
I LOVE U
HAPPY
RAKSHA
BANDHAN

Rakhi SMS For Boys You Don't Like
Hello Bhaiya, how r u? How's life? Rakhi bhej di hai, mil jayegi. Mera cell kharab hai isliye me inke cell se sms kar rahi hoon. Tumhari pyari behan - Mallika Sherawat

You are so cute, 
darling 
and adorable..
Can't help 
forming a 
relationship with you...
Please
Accept me
As your
Dearest and 
Sweetest Behna
Happy Raksha Bandhan

Aavashyak Suchna
Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa jaa rahe ho aur kisi mahila/ladki ke hath mein phool,dhaga,chain ya chamakti hue koi bhi vastu dekhein to turant wahan se bhag jaye.

Yah vastu Rakhi ho sakti hai. Apki zara si laaparwahi apko Bhai bana sakti hai. 
Purush heet mein jaaree ..... 

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Saawan Ka Mausam Tha...
Saawan ka mausam tha 
Poonam ki raat thi 

Mein uske paas tha 
Woh mere karib thi 
Fir woh mere paas aayi 
Aur thodi si ghabraayi 

Jab meine uska haath pakada 
To woh thodi si sharmaayi 
Usne kaha aaj hum 
Aise bandhan me bandh jaaye 
Jise duniya ki 
Koi taakat na tod paaye 

Meri khushi ka andaaza 
Lagana mushkil tha 
Par iske aage jo hua 
Woh batana bhi mushkil hai 

Usne mera haath 
Haatho me lekar kaha 
Yeh to janam janmo 
Ka bandhan hai 

Phir mujhe yaad aaya 
Woh Saawan ka mausam 
Woh poonam ki raat 
Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai! 

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Funny Rakhi Sher
Payal chhankati ayee thi…..
Payal chhankati chali gayee
Main sindoor leke khada tha, 
Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee. 
Kudiyon wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,
Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni, te kutne ohde Veer!!
 
 
rifle dunali je mirze kol hondi, pichhe Sehban de bhaiyan nu mor dinda,
sohni duban to pehla je phone kardi,Mahiwal ik kishti rod denda,
akal hundi te vech kuch Ranjha court marriage layi paise jod lainda,
khabar hundi je blocha de aaun di Punnu ret chhad Kulu Manali wal daud lainda.

Tharo SMS jab jab aavay hai
Maro rom rom machal jawe hai
Ang ang men gud gudi huwe hai
Tharo SMS ka koi na kasoor howe hai
Maro Mobile vibration pe howe hai
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c
Koi pehle pehle pyar diyan gallan
kinjh skda bhul sajjna,
mainu aj v milan kitaba cho
tere vallo bheje phul sajjna.
Beshak ek phul murjhaye ne
par mehak hai aundi yaadan cho.
jindgi cho jaane walyeo
haye tusi kyu nei jande khawaba cho.
Na ji hunda na mar hunda
na hunda saatho bhul sajjna.
Mainu ajv milan kitaba cho
tere vallo bheje phul sajjna.
Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.
Asin parvane sanu agg sek lain de,
Sajjna de sajde layi godde tek lain de.
jadon aayi mout asin keha ohnu ruk,
thehar sannu jandi vaari ”yaar”vekh lain de
Massa massa si aayi maut
ik hor hii adchan pe gayi
oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi
saanu umar vdhaani pe gayi

Rakhi Quotes for Sisters

"One of the best things about being an adult is the realization that you can share with your sister and still have plenty for yourself." -Betsy Cohen

"Is solace anywhere more comforting than in the arms of a sister." -Alice Walker

"Sweet is the voice of a sister in the season of sorrow." -Benjamin Disraeli

"You can kid the world. But not your sister." -Charlotte Gray

"The mildest, drowsiest sister has been known to turn tiger if her sibling is in trouble." -Clara Ortega

"How do people make it through life without a sister? " -Sara Corpening

"Having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of. You know whatever you do, they'll still be there. "-Amy Li

"Sisters share the scent and smells... the feel of a common childhood." -Pam Brown

"A sister can be seen as someone who is both ourselves and very much not ourselves - a special kind of double."-Toni Morrison

Rakhi Quotes for Brothers

"Friends come and go, but you my dear brother, are always there!" -Catherine Pulsifer

"My little brother, will you ever grow up....I hope not!"-Catherine Pulsifer 

"It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea." -Dylan Thomas

"If I could pick the best brother, I would pick you!"-Catherine Pulsifer 

"The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out his nose. " -Garrison Keillor

"My brother, someone who I know I can always depend on! "-Catherine Pulsifer 

"If I could pick the best brother, I would pick you! " -Catherine Pulsifer 




Song No.1 "Phoolon Ka Taaron Ka" 

Hindi Movie/Album Name: HARE RAMA HARE KRISHNA 
Singer(s): KISHORE KUMAR 

Phoolon Ka Taaron Ka Sabka Kehna Hai 
Ek Hazaron Mein Meri Behna Hai 
Sari Umar Hame Sang Rehna Hai 

Ye Na Jaana Duniya Ne Tu Hai Kyon Udaas 
Teri Pyaari Aankhon Mein Pyar Ki Hai Pyaas 
Aa Mere Paas Aa Keh Jo Kehna Hai 
Ek Hazaron Mein ... 

Jabse Meri Aankhon Se Ho Gayi Tu Door 
Tabse Sare Jeevan Ke Sapne Hain Choor 
Aankhon Mein Neend Na Dil Mein Chaina Hai 
Ek Hazaron Mein ... 

Dekho Hum Tum Dono Hain Ek Dali Ke Phool 
Maein Na Bhoola Tu Kaise Mujhko Gai Bhool 
Aa Mere Paas Aa Keh Jo Kehna Hai 
Ek Hazaron Mein ... 

Song No.2 "Behna Ne Bhai Ki Kalaai Pe"

Hindi Movie/Album Name: RESHAM KI DORI 
Singer(s): SUMAN KALYANPUR 

(Behna Ne Bhai Ki Kalaai Se 
Behna Ne Bhaai Ki Kalaai Se Pyaar Baandha Hai 
Pyaar Ke Do Taar Se, Sansaar Baandha Hai 
Resham Ki Dori Se -2 
Resham Ki Dori Se Sansaar Baandha Hai) -2 

Sundarta Mein Jo Kanhaiya Hai 
Mamta Mein Yashoda Maiyya Hai 
Vo Aur Nahi Dooja Koi 
Vo To Mera Raaja Bhaiya Hai 
Behna Ne Bhai .... 

Mera Phool Hai Tu, Talvaar Hai Tu 
Meri Laaj Ka Pehredaar Hai Tu 
Main Akeli Kahaan Is Duniya Mein 
Mera Saara Sansaar Hai Tu 
Behna Ne Bhai .... 

Hamein Duur Bhale Kismat Kar De 
Apne Man Se Na Juda Karna 
Saavan Ke Paavan Din Bhaiya 
Behna Ko Yaad Kiya Karna 
Behna Ne Bhai ... 

Song No.3 "Bhaiyya Mere, Rakhi ke Bandhan" 

Hindi Movie/Album Name: CHHOTI BEHAN 
Singer(s):LATA MANGESHKAR 

Hindi Lyrics:

Bhaiyya mere, raakhi ke bandhan ko nibhana 
bhaiyya mere, choti behan ko na bhulana
dekho ye nata nibhana, nibhana 
bhaiyaa mere... 


Ye din ye tyohaar khushi ka, paavan jaise neer nadi ka 
bhai ke ujle maathe pe, behan lagaaye mangal tika
jhume ye saavan suhana, suhana
bhaiyya mere ... 

Baandh ke hamne resham dori, tum se vo ummeed hai jodi
naazuk hai jo kaanch ke jaisi, par jeevan bhar jaaye na todi
jaane ye sara zamana, zamana
bhaiyaa mere ... 

Shaayad vo saavan bhi aaye, jo behna ka rang na laaye
behan paraye desh basi ho, agar vo tum tak pahunch na paaye
yaad ka deepak jalana, jalana
bhaiyaa mere ...

Song no. 4 "Mere Bhaiyya Mere Chanda"

Hindi Movie/Album Name: KAJAL 
Singer(s): ASHA BHOSLE 

(Mere Bhaiya Mere Chanda 
Mere Anamol Ratan 
Tere Badale Main Zamaane Ki 
Koi Cheez Na Lu) -2 

Teri Saanson Ki Kasam Khaake, Hava Chalti Hai 
Tere Chehare Ki Khalak Paake, Bahaar Aati Hai 
Ek Pal Bhi Meri Nazaron Se Tu Jo Ojhal Ho 
Har Taraf Meri Nazar Tujhko Pukaar Aati Hai 

(Mere Bhaiya Mere Chanda 
Mere Anmol Ratan 
Tere Badale Main Zamaane Ki 
Koi Cheez Na Lu) -2 

Tere Chehare Ki Mehakti Hui Ladiyon Ke Liye 
Anaginat Phool Ummeedo Ke Chune Hain Maine 
Vo Bhi Din Aayen Ki Un Khwaabo Ke Taabeer Milen 
Tere Kaatir Jo Haseen Khwaab Bune Hain Mainne 

(Mere Bhaiya Mere Chanda 
Mere Anamol Ratan 
Tere Badale Main Zamaane Ki 
Koi Cheez Na Lu) -2 

Song no. 5 "Rang Birangi Raakhi"

Hindi Movie/Album Name: ANPADH
Singer(s): LATA MANGESHKAR

Rang-birangi raakhi leke aayi bahana
o raakhi bandhava le mere veer - 2 

Chorus: Rang-birangi raakhi ... mere veer 

Main na chaandi, na sone ke naar maangu -2
apne bhaiya ka thoda sa pyaar maangu
thoda sa pyaar maangu
is raakhi mein pyaar chupa le laayi bahana 

Chorus: raakhi bandhwaale mere veer 

Neele ambar se taare utaar laau-2
ya main chanda ki kiranon ke haar laau

kiranon ke haar laau
pyaar ke badle ban le leharaai behna
Chorus: raakhi bandhawaale mere veer 

Kabhi bhaiya ye behna na paas hogi -2
kahi pardes baithi udaas hogi, behna udaas hogi
milne ki aas hogi
jaane kab bichhad jaayen bhai-behna

Chorus: raakhi bandhawaale mere veer 
Rakhi Day is Righteous Day 
by 
President of India 
A.P.J.Abdul Kalam 

This full moon day our hearts are in brim 
Feeling of faith and serenity in mind. 
We light the lamps and our hears glow 
Radiance of happiness and peace are in flow. 
Harmonious homes are like streams of joy 
Flowing and flourishing the landscape en route. 
Nobility in heart and character in deed 
Righteous homes alone make a beautiful State. 
Sisters will tie the thread on the brothers 
Abiding them to do only what is right and clean. 
Put the Kumkum and blessed rice on the head 
Where will dwell right thoughts and noble action. 

2nd Rakhi Poem 

Here's To My Brother

Here's to my brother 
Remember every day 
No matter what I've said 
Here's what I'd like to say 
I will always love you 
Be with you till the end 
When no one else is around 
I will be your friend 
I love my brother
and I always will 
I'm proud to be your brother 
that's how I feel 
And someday when we're far away 
And the miles keep us apart 
I'm gonna whisper 
I love my brother 
And you'll know it in your heart 

3Rd Rakhi Poem

A Brother Just Like You

I just want to let you know 
You mean the world to me 
Only a heart as dear as yours 
Would give so unselfishly 

The many things you've done 
All the times that you were there 
Help me know deep down inside 
How much you really care 

Even though I might not say 
I appreciate all you do 
Richly blessed is how I feel 
Having a brother just like you. 

Rakhi Poem No. 4

Rakhi ke is pavitra taar sa 
bandhan hai ye prem bhaav ka 

ek ek doar mein lipta pyar 
tumse hi khilta sansaar

sneh tumhara babul jaisa 
usi jal se mujhe hai seencha 

bachpan ki woh bheeni smriti 
umhari khatti meethi prakrati 

baat baat par tumhara jhirakna 
phir woh roothna aur manana 

apne naam ko sarthak karte 
Rajeev ki tarah hi sadaa tum khilte 

ishwar ki rahe sadaa dayaa 
mere saath rahe yeh saaya 

rakshabandhan ke paawan parv par 
aur kya doon is ashish key siwa 

Rakhi Poem No. 5

A Sister Like You

Someone who will understand 
Who knows the way I feel 
In every situation 
Her concern is very real 

Someone who has walked my ways 
Who knows my every need 
Times when she would see me cry 
Her heart would nearly bleed 

Everyone should have a sister 
Just the way I do 
Richly blessed is what I am 
To have a sister like you 
A Sister is Forever 
by Bruce B. Wilmer 

A sister's a sister forever, 
A bond that diminishes never, 
A friend who is kindly and caring, 
A sibling God chooses for sharing. 
Few ties as deep and profound 
And with so much affection abound 
Though some thoughts are seldom expressed 
Love endures and survives every test. 
Of the constants that rest in the heart, 
A sister's a primary part. 
She'll always be there when you need her- 
You listen, you value, you heed her. 
As growth, independence you ponder, 
Your feelings grow deeper and fonder; 
And life tells you one thing that is true: 
A sister's a large part of you.

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